Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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