conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Sorry my hands just texted you
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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