Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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