that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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