I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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