Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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