"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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