who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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