FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Two words: nipple clamps
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