Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize