I need help removing her.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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