it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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