Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
the raccoons are back...
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