And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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