Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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