bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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