Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
