It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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