ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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