she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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