i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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