remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You pole danced in your parka.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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