I want to make a zoo with you.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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