Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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