I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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