I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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