I want to walk on stilts...naked
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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