Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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