Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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