if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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