The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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