I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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