so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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