Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I love having hate sex.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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