I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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