Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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