drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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