All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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