escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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