Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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