okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The beer is more important than you right now.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
