dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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