if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
