If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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