and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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