and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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