no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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