Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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