4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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