She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
