Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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