There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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