If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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