So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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