She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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