Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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