So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Quick, to the slutcave!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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